Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 22, 2018

Aw c’mon Mittens, where’s your moxey? I’m sure a fierce cat like yourself can take an armless raccoon.

well a good thing Mitty, an armless raccoon can’t text you, unless his back feet can….

BWAH-hahahahahahahaha! I get skrood by autocorrect all the time. Hates me some autocorrect. It works best when it’s messing up something and the other times it doesn’t even come on. Harrrrrrumph!

. . . I once worked in a military intelligence facility, came to work one day, and there was WATER all over my desk from my tipped water bottle! My desk was also smeared with a coconut raspberry treat! WHO would do something like this? A coworker complained that someone had gotten into her desk, raiding her snacks. It was then, I noticed the paw prints going up the pipe and the ceiling tile was miss placed. It appeared that there were raccoons in the building! They had hit other secure work areas. A trap was set to no avail! Eventually, a family of raccoons were trapped when they switched the bait to peanut butter and canned tuna. It made for an interesting work week. Stupid messy “masked bandits”! lol! :)

Brave Sir Mittens, he bravely hid under the bed.

I cannot believe that Mittens could not stand up to an armless raccoon. Mittens does have claws… did he forget how to use them? #Pointythings

Same here, Mitty. Move over, plz.

That racoon is a peeping tom! :0

My kitty will stand up to the raccoons as long as the window is securely closed.

. . . “oh my! What a face!” :) https://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/2732901116851713/UzpfSTUwOTc2ODY5NTg3ODI1NTo5Mzk2NjQ1MjYyMjIwMDE/

When raccoons start sneaking around at night, cats start “disappearing.” And the raccoons get fat.

Mom’s thoughts: I meant to spell harmless, it was the autocorrectMittens thoughts: She’s talking about how auto correct is harmless, when an armless racoon is staring at me.

Autocorrect is annoying