Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 23, 2018

You’d better work fast, Mitty.

Don’t do it, Earl! It’s a trap! Beware of flattering cats. (It’s pretty awesome that Earl texts, too, but why wouldn’t he?)

My sister had a team that had a similar arrangement. Her dog couldn’t jump high enough to reach the stuff on the counter so her cat would jump up and knock it on the floor for her.

Wow, is this the first texting between Mitty and Earl?

Once they’re on the floor, why should Earl let Mittens have them?

Then Mitty can blame Earl for knocking them over? Slick move.

#thedogdidit

Mittens Moriaty, the Napoleon of crime, and a bad influence on a good dog.

You can tell by the text conversation that cats are smarter than dogs.