Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 08, 2018

#imonthepill

Maybe not a bad idea, Mitty. Placing Drunk Patty’s kittens might be a challenge.

Too funny. I know some people who must be related to Drunk Patty. ‘Shrill’ doesn’t begin to properly describe the sound.

That should do the trick, Mittens. Try dog cologne.

#fixintogetherfixed

Poor Drunk Patty, she is getting bad press.

Lots of humans should be neutered or spayed in this world. Unfortunately, it isn’t legal.

Wait, is Drunk Patty a cat? I always thought she was a human, maybe a neighbor of Angie’s. Context help needed.

The other ( none fancy) cats seem to appreciate her vocal skills, as they are gathering in her yard. 8-0.

“This is Bob Barker reminding you to control the drunken neighbor population. Have your drunken neighbor spayed or neutered.” #creativelicense

Does Mittens sometimes have problems with autocorrect like the rest of us? :) Surely I’m not the only one who has noticed…