Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for February 01, 2019

Mitty, remember to get them to sign a contract, pay a damages deposit and check them out on Facebook before agreeing to rent to them. Make sure they haven’t had wild nip parties in the past.

I think it says, “Mom pays the bills and has veto power so shut your furry face.”

Gotta agree with her on this one, Mittens.

Mittens, your litter box and luxury condo are both in Angie’s home. That’s like a gated community. She denies access to strangers. #sothere

Of course it’s luxurious! It’s lined with fur from floor to ceiling!

#novacuumingplease

Earl wants to rent the condo so he can invite some friends for a party. #filthyhoundsmell.

#checkouttimeisateleven

This has all the markings of one of Stumpy’s cockamamie ideas.

#eightysix

You’d have to deflea after each guest….