Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 09, 2020

#whatifyoujuststayoutofmyoffice?

#youllmissmewhenimgone

The Mittens has a point. If Angie buys another chair, he won’t be inconvenienced anymore. PLUS he will have more choices for when he wants to sleep in her office. Win-Win.

In my experience, a second chair solves nothing, the cat still wants to be in MY chair.

#winwin

The Mittens philosophy: it’s all mine. #catrules

Do you remember when homes didnt have offices?

I just got a new office chair a couple weeks ago. My old one doubled as an occasional scratching post for Yeti, tho he rarely slept in it. I’ve seen Yeti relaxing in it ONCE since I assembled it. Zoomer (RIP) used to curl up in it when I wasn’t using it. :-)

Hard, crystal-like logic.

Office chair upholstery seems purposely designed to collect cat hair and hang onto it for dear life.

You can have the new chair, I’ll keep the box.

#whatsyoursismineandwhatsmineismine

#sharingisntcaring

Sebastian always yells at me when I’m home during the day and tell me it’s his turn in the chair and he’s tired of sharing, even if it’s on mommy’s lap.