Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 12, 2020

#mamascruel

“Auto correct,” my tough and fancy whiskers!

Mittens – the tuxie pattern is kitty haute couture. I mean cature. You’re always fancy.

#Stumpyisjealous.

I don’t think that was an auto correction Mittens. Grandma must be giving you to many treats

We call black and white cats Holsteins. They seem to enjoy the dairy reference.

#Puffygirlsdon’thavewrinkles

#tuxedocatlikebondjamesbond

Fancy is allowed to be a little pudgy.

Our cat is cow coated, the term offends her, but she is an avid grazer whenever she goes on the lawn, so, if the coat fits.

#donthaveacowmitty

My cat refuses to say “Moo.”

#udderlyridiculous

We had a Tuxedo cat we named HC Escher. Holstein Cow Escher.

There is a colony cat where I live at that has markings like a black and white cow. So I call her/him Moo Moo.