Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 13, 2021

And, Mitty, you have no pocket.

@humbleheaint

Plus, you don’t have pockets.

Pocket watches don’t have programmable alarms for meal times.

Sometimes the Mittens just wants what he wants.

Mitts, you’ll need a pocket for your new watch.

So go back to QVC and look for a nice vest with a pocket for the watch. You’d love wearing that vest, wouldn’t you?

This sounds like MrrrCavity, the Hobbit cat.

Buy it, Mitty, and see if you can find a Diamonique watch chain to hang it on. #Fancyandflashy.

Time to block QVC.

then he would need a vest.

with a pocket.