Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for July 01, 2021

#mittensleavesmespeechless

::ba dum tiss::

“You’ve been a wonderful audience. Be sure to tip your waitress. Liver treats are preferred.”

Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.

I know what the male cats do – cherchez la femme .

Happy Canada Day.

Actually, a Parisian cat is more likely to be chasing a mouse with a chandelier hat: a souris with a fringe on top.

You are truly clever, Mittens.

#mittyhumblebrag