Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for July 08, 2021

Paranoid imagination

#MoreSquirriellyToo

He’s huge and purple. See Pooch Cafe for confirmation.

Mittens, after what happened when you tried to hypnotize mama, I think you might want to reconsider this plan.

The Mittens has done what only brave (and #tough) cats dare to do – looked into the extra-beady, more-insidious void.

If squirrels actually had a leader, then you would really have something to worry about. :)

Don’t let Mittens know that the squirrel gang is far more focused on getting his food and liver treats than Mittens himself!

I know who you mean Mitty – really scary.

Your annoyed, I’m annoyed, together we’re a paranoid…

#SpaceTimeForSpringers

Yep, sounds about right.

Maybe have a couple of machine guns fitted to your fancy chariot, Mittens. That’ll teach those beady eyed insidious tree rats to keep out of your garden.

Mitty, the squirrels organize strictly to antagonize dogs.