Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 05, 2021

#catsareneverinnocent

Your saintly halo is flickering like a burned out Circline bulb, Mittens.

Mitty’s nose is growing.

Yeah, the Evil Squirrels broke in and planted the evidence.

#proveit

Susu, one of our dear departed cats, had a nightly ritual of knocking over my daughter’s trash can and playing with the tissues, etc. Every time we bump into it or inadvertently knock it over, I think of her…

I’m reminded of a catch phrase from Hogans’ Heros, Sgt Schultz: I know NOTHING!

Cats never feel guilty. They do not have it in them. Guilt is for social animals whose actions affect the pack.

No trash cans for Kiki. She’s more the explorer type.

#finderskeepers