Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 12, 2021

Why your house. Why not his? That way when the police come, you are not the one in trouble.

It will a CATerwaul!

“It’s not gonna be an orgy! It’s a catnip party.”

Just get out plenty of cat traps (boxes). They’ll be busy hanging out in them to get too wild.

PURRR-TY!!!

Be sure to check I.D.’s

A herd of cats?

What’s the feline equivalent of Twinkies?

Is Stumpy a homeless cat or are his people on to his hijinks?

And Mittens gets free stuff for every five orders made at the party.

#ortriple

It’s gonna be one heck of a party.