Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 10, 2022

#buttholeproud

No shame.

He would look funny in pants.

Mitty, given your penchant for cleanliness, I’d think you’d rather not wear pants.

No one said you had to lick it so proudly

#catfurforkittenbritches

What if Mittens gets arrested for not wearing pants?

No ifs, ands, or butts.

A cat who actually wants to wear clothing? #callripleys

One of the office cats at the local vets’ office cries until the staff gets him dressed in the morning. (he has to be naked at night when nobody is there) He has all sorts of outfits, including a pink tutu. My favorite is his little farmer outfit – bib overalls and a red plaid shirt.

Yup. It’s a cat thing.

Shame on you, Mama. Forcing The Mittens to expose his naked butt close to the faces of all and sundry. (He would still do it, even if his button was enshrined in a pair of fancy pants).

In all my years, only one of my cats has ever done the full-on cat sashay in front of me. When she walked away with that tail-high strut, I suddenly knew why they called it a “cat walk”. (I’ve got to meet some women … soon.)