Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 11, 2022

Rest assured, you have a very full future.

There’s food in your future.

#madamdrunkpatty

Your future will never be empty, Mittens.

The real question here is why is Angie not immediately refilling the Mittens’ bowl once the kibble in it gets that low.

Hi

My cat’s bowl can be 3/4 full, with a tiny bit (about the size of a piece of kibble) of the bottom showing in the center. According to her, the bowl is empty

Yet, amazingly, many prognosticators cannot read the future in their bank statement. :)

Maybe Drunk Patty can read the future in Mittens’ litter box, too.

Cross my bowl with kibble.