Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 05, 2022

King and Mittens must be related. Both seem to be eating machines. Both are poor starving waifs according to them. Not according to the food bill.

#iwillstarvetodeath

Mama should be careful stepping over his poor emaciated body.

Ten cans in 2 days? Challenge accepted. #tentincans#probablytrendingalready

Mittens must be related to our MrrrCavity.

Another victim of the aluminum supply chain shortage

#MittensNotfancybutFAT

I’m glad my cats can’t count, but they tell time.