Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 21, 2022

#cantgetyaifyoustayinside

Mitty thinks he’s a doctor.

Mitty, remember, there’s a force field protecting you from the Blue Jay Gang.

Weak From Lack of Treats, Fancy Cat Succumbs to Blue Jay Attack

Just don’t go outside, Mittens.

Mitten fears the blue Jay gang will figure out how to open the window

Mittens needs a little less fancy and litte more tough. The trick is to get them to come at you while you are partly under a bush. It severely limits their freedom of movement and gives you that fighting chance. (I learned this from watching Kirby reduce a gang’s membership.)