Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 06, 2023

#mamasameaniemittens

Drunk Patty is a woman of mystery.

Drunk Patty presumably was not an avid reader as a child, or at least never read “Left-Handed Shortstop.”

All she needs is cotton batting and elastic or vet wrap bandage material. My immobilizer was that plus long strips of fiberglass on three sides. Of course, there was nothing imaginary about my broken knee.

Just give her the toilet paper.

#artonaroll

Mitty? Why would a cat ask? Doesn’t a cat just know everything belongs to them? And that roll of TP hanging there is solely for your personal entertainment. So go for it.