Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 15, 2023

The bracelet would probably fit better. And cost a bit less, so Mom might not be as mad!

Hey Mom, if the dollar devaluates, the necklace will likely be an awesome investment just like gold. Diamonds are Forever and they did look good on Blofeld’s cat in the Bond flick, although I might be having a case of the Mandela Effect on whether that Persian actually had a necklace……

No, Mitty, it won’t look tough at all. It will definitely look fancy if you do it right.

They aren’t real diamonds, Mittens, so I’m not sure they’re worth the investment your Mom would have to make.

Yeah, right Mittens

Mittens, first check and see what Three-legged Stanley might already have in stock.