Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 01, 2023

#hammockjealousy

Mittens, it’s time for mama to take you out with Stumpy and Harold in your fancy chariot.

#betterthanahammock

Oh, Mittens, stop complaining. You’re a spoiled kitty and you know it.

Mom! Get the Mittens a bigger hammock! Who gives him those treats? I rest my case.

It would be neat to see all of the cast of “Laverne & Shirley” pictured as cats.

Mittens is a chonky boy!

I think mama might be my doctor. She sure sounds like her.

Lenny and Squiqqy were two offbeat characters from “Laverne and Shirley”. You would completely forget they existed until someone said something like, “But who would be dumb enough to …”

“Hello!”

He just needs a bigger and fancier hammock.

Mitty needs to exercise more and reduce the calories. If he’s not on indoor cat kibble and gooshyfood, he needs to switch.