Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 21, 2023

Mittens would make a great attorney.

The Mittens is one heck of a cat.

Payable in liver treats or cheesy poufs

#snuggles4sale

I use to have four cats but I never lived anywhere that was colder than a three-cat night.

I have 2 that do that service for me. And they purr if I twitch in my sleep!

Mine are also payable in tuna water. Mom (God rest) served it in china saucers. She understood that cats don’t want their whiskers touching the food dish.

I am currently owned by 4 cats. Last night I had one on either side of my feet and a third curled up on my legs. They certainly kept me warm. The 4th cat decided she was more comfortable snuggling with the dog who sleeps on a blanket on the bedroom floor when she’s not on the bed next to DH.

#suchanegoyouhavemitty