Torties are the redheads of the cat world. My first wife was a redhead and I’m on my 3rd tortie and 4th wife. As I type this out I’m wondering, What the he!! is wrong with me. Three legged Stanley is smarter than me!
Fur coloration is not shown to be associated with increased-decreased intelligence, increased-decreased irritability, increased-decreased sexual proclivity.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 8 months ago
Smart.
cat19632001 8 months ago
Three-legged Stanley … what were you thinking??
cat19632001 8 months ago
I hope Stumpy is making himself scarce until after the tortie sisters have latched onto a new victi—— I mean boyfriend.
Justanolddude Premium Member 8 months ago
Torties are the redheads of the cat world. My first wife was a redhead and I’m on my 3rd tortie and 4th wife. As I type this out I’m wondering, What the he!! is wrong with me. Three legged Stanley is smarter than me!
Red Bird 8 months ago
Three-legged Stanley has made the right choice.
Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago
Yah. Any threesome would be awkward.
Mountaingreenery 8 months ago
He could have ended up as Two-legged Stanley after those two little spitfires had finished with him.
SusieB 8 months ago
Couldn’t handle the Tortietude
[Unnamed Reader - a2326d] 8 months ago
I’ve got mother and daughter torties. I get told off by two generations.
anomalous4 8 months ago
Double the tortitude is bad news!
mistercatworks 8 months ago
Fur coloration is not shown to be associated with increased-decreased intelligence, increased-decreased irritability, increased-decreased sexual proclivity.
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