Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 09, 2025

Who’d want printed gravy?

I’m a little bit worried about what else Stumpy might try to print with that. Or Drunk Patty.

A printer that can make gravy would be pretty neat.

It would be cheaper and simpler just to mix it up Mitty

I will hold out for real gravy rather than printed gravy.

Mittens should start with a gravy boat.

THAT sounds like a much better idea

#Priorities

He has his priorities.

I’m assuming that’s pure, organic unprocessed gravy.

Is the laundry still warm and fluffy? Did they use scented antistatic dryer sheets?

The problem is finding a print medium cartridge that will print gravy. You see, it would BE GRAVY! For Heaven’s sake, get Mittens some gravy and put a printed label on it “GRAVY”.

For the hard-core cat pleaser, you could put gravy in an icing bag and “print it” onto some tuna.