That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 07, 2012

It’s the size of a Buick!

His wife will give him no rest until it’s dead.

Richard Nixon – The Early Years.

Must be a HUGE spider!!

That’s what he tells everyone. Then they don’t ask when he comes out with a few pages less.

No doubt his wife is describing it with words like “massive,” “enormous,” “major,” “gigantic,” or any combination of those words, regardless of its real size.

Don’t squeeze the Charmin.(The early years.)

Click-to-enlarge image can be found here (with a short description, including what he’s holding), or here (with another description), or at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.Self-portrait is shown, with a different coloration image (and museum’s watermark), by its current-location (Bing translation) page (Google translation loses image).A longer description can be found here. Another different coloration image can be found at the artist’s Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).Second of the 3 works by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.

Over at Stone Soup…

He’s whacking ‘what’ in the bathroom?

Right after he calls his wife to do it.

@Mabrndt Now is the time for all good men to gloat a little for their country.

The artist caught by his wife with his copy of “Moll Flanders, Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure”.

courtesey flush pleese… an dont forget to turn on the fan…!

It is bad luck and, more importantly, cruel to kill a spider. We transport ours outside with a jar and a piece of paper.

Here is another work by this artist.

“There’s a really big spider in there,” Roman, Bunheads.