That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 19, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 9 years ago

    “So, do they have nice beaches in St. Helena?”

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    orinoco womble  almost 9 years ago

    Ol’ Nappy there looks about 8 mos pregnant. And the crew seem to be gossiping about it. Maybe that’s why he spent that time on the island—like when I was in highschool, some girls vanished from school to “visit relatives.”

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    Bilan  almost 9 years ago

    Okay, who’s going to tell him that we drink grog on ships and that we don’t have brandy.

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    Helen Ferrieux  almost 9 years ago

    Crew wondering how to discreetly drop the words “Weight Watchers” at the Captain’s table.

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    Arianne  almost 9 years ago

    English officers about to learn that when a Frenchman says “Three ‘sheets’ to the wind,” it’s best to know which way the wind blows.

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  almost 9 years ago

    They’re standing downwind. He’s self billowing to pick up speed.

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    Linguist  almost 9 years ago

    " Now the little Corsican twerp thinks he can sail a ship ! "

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    A somewhat enlarged image can be found at the only work, by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog (yesterday). Again, it is a slightly cropped image. A full image can be found here.Napoleon on Board the Bellerophon (links show Wikipedia pages) is shown, with that full image, and described, by its current-location page.A more cropped, different coloration, click-to-enlarge image, can be found here, and a less cropped, different coloration image, can be found here; but several such images are available online.It is discussed in a chapter of an online book, which includes a sketch for an imprisoned Napoleon painting (Wikipedia links) the artist did 12 years later. The artist’s Wikipedia page and collection.First work, by this artist, to appear here.

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    markmoss1  almost 9 years ago

    “Sir, may I quietly tip him overboard now?”

    “No Jones, we British do not do things that way. We’ll see him delivered safely to a secure prison on a remote and unpleasant island, where his jailers can discreetly poison his food after a few years.”

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    Don’t you hate when you start on the wrong button hole.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 9 years ago

    “How long ya think he’ll keep pouting before he eats the broccoli?”

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “I was a bore, ere Elba I saw….” That’s not it..“Up to my elbows, ere I saw Elba….” Still not it..“I saw Abel, over on Elba…” Shoot! Still doesn’t work.

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    blackdawne  almost 9 years ago

    “Yes, it makes your ass look big.”

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    Al Nala  almost 9 years ago

    Title, Alternate, one (1) each: Crew, Contemplating a Coup.

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Really. Blownaparte . . . Is that better?

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Another work by this artist can be found here.

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