That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 05, 2018

Esme thought the long gown was elegant until she tripped going down the steps.

Hmm … Nobody’s home. Maybe I’ll forget this lady act and slide down the bannister.

“So you’re saying you can’t see my butt at all in this? SCORE!”

“Oh, I so hope that is the Otis man. I’ve been at the top of these stairs for 5 years now.”

I really need to wash these walls.

Oh, how I regret not going with the circular staircase and rail. The finial at the landing is much too high for comfort. The bumpy one would have been so much more satisfying…

Notice how they swept the floors back before the Roomba while doing the Rhumba.

show some merisi on him

the domino’s man went home found his house has been pizzaed

Having just seen Gone With The Wind, Gwendolyn tries out the drapes.

“Is there any other way I can pay you Mr. Pizza man?” she asked while dropping her dress.

“Damn, I’ll never be able to catch up with those Amazon package thieves in this thing.”

You have no idea of how hard it was to walk up these stairs backwards.

The Golden Train: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Edmund_Blair_Leighton_-_The_Golden_Train.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly letter size painting.

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/844 

http://www.avictorian.com/Leighton_Edmund_Blair.html 

http://hoocher.com/Edmund_Blair_Leighton/Edmund_Blair_Leighton.htm 

all have info about this artist. So far, 33 works by him have been used here, with 2 repeated as Classics (35 times total). 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/09/25?comments=visible 

has the prior strip (my comment there included the first artist info URL).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1901 (March 4, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Contemplating the pawn from a presumably very large chess set.

“Now, what did I come upstairs for?”

Am I lucky that I don’t have to schlep around the house dressed like that………I’ll take my sweats any day!

Nude descending stair WAIT ,TAKE SOME CLOTHES OFF.

step, step *thumpa*thumpa* CRUNCH.And that is how the chair got broken.

step, step *thumpa*thumpa* CRUNCH. The trip didn’t end in a thousand miles, but in a broken chair

step, step *thumpa*thumpa* CRUNCH. The trip didn’t end in a thousand miles, but in a broken chair

Nope, it was the cable guy come to do the install, 130 years early! No, just kidding, that would never happen.

..and then, when the damaged plane had finally landed, they all slid down her dress to safety!