That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 29, 2018

Just when they were about to run out of hair care products, their hopes for a decent salon were raised when they spotted land.

Alas, it’s only the actual Starbuck on The Pequod, and Quakers don’t drink coffee. How about some nice oats?

Don’t get too excited. Back then, the Starbucks didn’t even have wi-fi.

Guy in the foreground, on the right is trying to look up the skirt of the guy in black.

Columbus craps out.

“It’s true! There are Home Depot’s as far as the eye can see! Easy peasy!

Just looked it up, and it only took about 34 days to make the crossing. The 287 days seemed ridiculous. Someone used to do commentary on the real sources of the pictures? He gave up, or it isn’t in the comments now?

And they’re excited about over-priced crappy coffee why, exactly?

Kids begging Dad to stop at South of the Border.

(Columbus thinking) “Whew! Two more days, and they’d have hanged me..”

Hey, I found a nickel down here.

" Please, Captain, anywhere but Mar Largo !! "

Columbus discovers the shores of America: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Christian_Ruben_30._11._1805-8._7._1875_-_Kolumbus_objevuje_brehy_Ameriky_Kolumbus.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.deutsche-biographie.de/sfz77181.html 

has German info about this artist (again, Chrome can translate), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1985 (June 28, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“The coffee may not be so great, but they’ll let us bring our blunderbusses in with us.”

Man, Starbuck’s is everywhere!

Fearing the detention center, the crew begs Columbus to go to Belize instead.

After two barrels of grog someone asked about the sails and got the reply “We’re 3 sheets to the wind”.

crew getting ready for Chaplin to walk plank after he told them to stop having sex.

They don’t look like the Indians I saw two years ago, but seeing as they aren’t wearing much clothing….OK, I’m game!

We better sight land pretty soon. There’s rumblings of mutiny!Really?Yeah, come over here and listen:>>RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE…MUTINY MUTINY MUTINY<<

Columbus’s first words upon meeting the natives were to his interpreter: “What does ‘Uff da’ mean in Chinese?”

Columbus though he had a passage to India and China. Boy was he wrong!

Stan Freberg’s Columbus Discovers America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiqdb518wZ8

If it was Anybody but Columbus it would be cute! Too soon!

Irony is he was actually looking for a Jim Hortons, and continued to believe he had found one the rest of his life.

No phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury…