That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 27, 2018

“My name is Talking Tina and I…”

Molly at ten years old, practicing how to feed a baby. Five years later she was very disappointed.

I remember a doll back in the sixties called “Baby’s Hungry” which apparently came with “baby food” it would eat, or pretend to. The commercial on TV was loud. frequent and annoying, so my brothers and I started calling it “Baby Shut Your Mouth.” I remember going into a store around Christmas with my mom and yelling, “Look! It’s Baby Shut Your Mouth!” She almost killed me…

“…and the ones that Mother gives you

Don’t do anything at all..”

Dolls don’t wake you up several times a night…… yet!

The spinoff from “I didn’t know I was pregnant”. “I didn’t know babies did cocaine”.

Long live (nearly complete) alliteration.

Refusing to eat, Milly gets miffed and plays Shaken Baby Syndrome.

Little Lucretia Borgia feeding rat poison to her doll.

Squeeze her tummy and a cloud of cinnamon comes out of her mouth and nose while she makes coughing and gagging noises.

Entitled “Die Puppenmutter.” Auctioned by Dorotheum back in 2017. I don’t know if it sold. The estimate was around $6,000.

Please,Herr Seitz, I’ve been in this pose for seven hours..can I go pee now? PLEASE??

I had to google what cinnamon challenge was. I’d never heard of it before.

Chuckey’s little sister.

Little Melanie decided to skip the breast feeding stage with her doll.

This is pretty boring. I think I’ll play with my Legos.

The Doll Mother: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Anton_Seitz_Die_Puppenmutter_1897.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly A1 paper size painting.

http://www.askart.com/artist/Seitz_Anton/11069774/Seitz_Anton.aspx 

has info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s indirectly pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/07/12?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 10 hyperlinks remain inactive. &?@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2026 (August 26, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Upset that Santa didn’t get her the chemistry set she asked for, she decided to fill the baby with baking soda, followed by a vinegar enema.