That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 01, 2019

“Ladies, are you tempting me, or am I tempting you?”

Ladies, my crew is decent, you will not be able to board if you don’t dress appropriately.

“Ladies, the boat is full. But, I’m sure the men won’t mind if you were to sit on their laps.”

So, if we give into your charms, we get lured to our death.

Hmmm … Let me think about it.

“Come on in the water is fine” “No it’s cold, SHRINKAGE, SHRINKAGE!”

I am a pole dancer, not a prostitute … hands to yourself!

“Sorry ladies…. we’re full up. There’ll be another one along in around two weeks.”

“Okay okay.. I’ll be right in, girls. But first, one last kiss of my beloved mast.”

The fourth of July regatta on the lake ain’t what it use to be!

Seriously, Ulysses……you’re built like a brick outhouse and all, but the toboggan hat is NOT a good look for you. You might as well be wearing white crew socks.

Brave Ulysses had the ladies all agog with the tale of his huge mast, but then the wind shifted…

No hat, no cape, no service.

C’mon ladies get aboard and get this party going!!!

Great moments in phallic portraiture runner-up.

Proving once again, the guys with cocaine and big yachts , get all the chics.

So how many reps do you do on the squat machine?

Then why are you standing on the ‘port’ side?

Arrrh! Has anyone seen my eye patch?

The first known instance of pulling over for a Siren.

Sea World, before it got dull.

Dang. We been at sea for 6 months and now this. Good thing my men got their backs to it. NOTHING TO SEE HERE BOYS! JUST KEEP ROWING!

C’mon in, the water’s fine, I’ll wash your back if you’ll wash mine!

Hm, as usual we can see all of the ladies, but he just happens to have something blowing over ‘him’.

Ulysses And The Sirens: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ulysses_And_The_Sirens_by_L%C3%A9on_Belly.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this huge painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/belly_leon.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=4285 

http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/Belly2.htm 

https://www.artexpertswebsite.com/pages/artists/belly.php 

https://books.google.com/books?id=j89YnPJ7CmMC&pg=PA22#v=onepage&q&f=false 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/01/23?comments=visible 

has the prior work (my comment there had the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2170 (March 31, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Which also inspired a song by (appropriately) Steely Dan.

The America’s Cup is a lot more interesting than it used to be.

Uh oh! I’m really not tied up very well after all, am I?

Ulysses had expected something bigger than A cup Amazons.

“Company policy says we’re not allowed to pick up hitchhikers, but it doesn’t mention musicians. Do you know, ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat?’”

Somebody quick take that “no fat chicks” sticker off the stern !

the ladies had a very good business of sail in sex.

Excellent for our South Seas cruise.