That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 30, 2019

He quickly found out how fast a pint of ale rusts a suit of armor.

“I’m just not sure I’m that into pewter everything.”

Jimmy wasn’t actually a knight. He just wore the armor in case the husband came home early.

In the Land of Odd the Tinman often put the move on Dorothy, but when she played it cool he didn’t have the heart to put any more effort into it.

“That’s too bad, Sir Knight. Rusted shut, are we? I know what you want; let me get the can opener!”

At first glance it looks like the cup is a flower pot, with green leaves (her sleeve) and red flowers (the trim at the top).

“Oh my, yes, yes of course Prince Albert, I’d let you out if I could!”

“ Just one more drink. I don’t want to be late for my audition. They’re making a movie about some girl from Kansas looking for a wizard. “

Tricky crossing your legs in a suit of armor.

Once a king, always a king, but once a knight’s enough.

The girls always get prettier at “storming the castle” time!

maude thinks, i was a cheerleader. i made the dean’s list. and i’ve still got to put up with this sh!t…

Just push him over, honey. He’ll be stuck on the floor and you can go home.

Sir Clive never was the same after he crushed the empty goblet on his forehead before remembering he wasn’t wearing his helmet.

“Won’t you have some Madeira, m’dear?”

He just didn’t suit her.

No, stupid. It’s “amore,” not “armor.”

Picking up women in his strong suit was not his strong suit.

Only if you brought a can opener with you.

I’ll take “Bad Come-Ons” for $100, Alex.

When you’re urgently hoping to mate/ and your outfit is armor plate/ you may be too late/ her urge may abate/ it isn’t the weight – it’s the wait !

I doubt a knight could cross his legs in all that armour, really…

“Love the ‘BROINGGG’ sound from under my leg? Special, we knights are.”

The Knight and the Maid: 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?id=127121 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/frith_william_powell.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=2768 

http://www.all-art.org/history400.html 

http://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095836200 

http://www.theknohlcollection.com/portfolio/detail/unknown-artist-19th-century-3/ 

http://www.avictorian.com/Frith_William.html 

http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/famous-artists/william-frith.htm 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/frith/index.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/183 

all have info, or links that point to more info. about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 8 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/03/20?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2296 (September 29, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“And, yes, that’s a separate piece of armor down there, too. I’m fully articulated.”

Sir Lance-a-lot enjoys showing off the flexibility of his titanium armor. Problem is … that’s all he’s got to show off!

Pretty sure she’s serving him a steaming mug of WD-40.

I think our Cosplay-oriented flirting is getting a bit out of hand…

What he really wanted was the Hershey’s kiss on her head.

“Shyte, how doth I swipe left….”

Falstaff and Mistress Quickly were definitely somewhere in the artist‘s mind when he came up with this one.

Leander said " I’d love to have sex with you, let me get the can opener, I’ll be right back.

Practicin’ those “knight moves”.

Tis a good thing I am right-handed … she hasn’t seemed to mind so far.

She yearned for his touch, but he only wanted to caress his own equipment. He loved his lance a lot!