That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 19, 2019

Etienne knew it could be his imagination, but he couldn’t stop believing it was shrinking as he was getting older.

Only 35, Mr. Narcissus realized that, like a banana that has tarried too long in the bowl, he was becoming less appeeling.

“Ugh, what a night. Now if I can remember where are my clothes and who’s place this is.”

“Well, that’s another few minutes wasted.”

Francois was peplexed why the other guests were upset. It was a birthday party and he was wearing his *BEST SUIT !,

“So that’s a “Strip Search”. I don’t think I like it"

Saddest looking nude, ever.

“Um, that’s not a toilet, bro.”

Future inventor of the paper medical gown.

the guards were men of depravity/but he only grasped the gravity/ of his breach of the law / when he finally saw/ the meaning of “body cavity”..

“Maybe a shave? And rest your elbow on your knee and your chin on your hand? I’m just thinking, here.”

Ni ifs ands or butts. Accept-decline.

467th place in “Mr. France”contest. Well – better than last year,at least..

Not “The Thinker”…. The Sleeper was the best he could do..

Fred just invented the sauna. Now he’s thinking that if he could get heat to it it might be a lot better.

“Rodin said ’I’ll call you.’ That’s usually not a good sign.”

Steve is beginning to realize that $15 an hour just isn’t enough money to sit here, freezing your balls off!

They all said the Snipe would come by hours ago with a bag of beautiful new clothes. Where the heck is he? (Blast from the past, Impkins!)

First to lose at the strip poker tournament of champions.

Mr Happy let him down.

Seated bearded man: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fresnaye-homme_barbu_assis.png 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/fresnaye_roger_de_la.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/roger-de-la-fresnaye 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=377 

https://www.artsy.net/artist/roger-de-la-fresnaye 

https://thebiography.us/en/fresnaye-roger-de-la 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Roger_de_la_Fresnaye/11153983/Roger_de_la_Fresnaye.aspx 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2332 (November 18, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Pierre vowed to never again attend a party that was bartended by Bill Cosby.

So long as the “naughty bits” are not shown…

Maybe I should not have hit ‘send’.

Sometimes the wardrobe selections aren’t working and you have to start over from scratch.

She’d said she wanted to paint him nude. He was disappointed when she pulled out the roller brush.

Membership in the nudist colony just wasn’t working out for Steve.

Regi, just finnished shaving his pubes, now he is going for his face, his wife will be happy because she doesn’t know what he looks like.

Hearing that Sven was also going to enter the beard growing contest, he decided to practice whenever he could.

brett favre rehearsing for more d*ck pics…

“I’m…. suppose to… do… something….”