That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 21, 2019

“Self-control until this jerk finishes the painting. Then, I’m going to town on these sausages, and his butt!

“Whatever they meant by ‘muttonchops’, this ain’t it!”

This dog just wasn’t into sausages, if you know what I mean.

And yet…..he looks so noble.

“It’s bacon! Hey, waitaminnit!?”

Wurst Fu Manchu imitation ever!

Pavlov’s second experiment with dogs involved deep self-hypnosis.

Cesar Millan is taking his dog training to the extreme.

If he doesn’t let me eat this in the next minute, I’m going after his other sausage.

many said that he was a great dane, others that he was just so-so…

Whoever cropped his ears should have their own cropped.

It’s a dog-eat-dogs world!

Stepping into the winner’s circle, Marmaduck is rewarded with a wreath of weakest links!

This reminds of an old uk tv show called ‘that’s life’. They once featured a dog that could say “sausages!”.

A tasty but short-lived muzzle.

Newspaper article: Painter Wilhem Trubner was found dead today. Evidence points to his dog.

What’s the big deal? the sausages are plastic.

And to think the poor dogs have to do this trick with dog biscuits.

“Whose a Good Boy? Whose a GOOD BOY?” “I’m gonna give you ‘Good Boy’”.

“There are NO sausages. I don’t even like sausages. I’ve never been near a sausage. This is an illegal witch hunt trying to connect me with sausages.”

Canine torture. (“No one expects the Canine Inquisition. Our chief weapons are sausages. Sausages and—”)

" So, who’s a good dog, then? "

“If you don’t take these damn sausages off my nose, I’ll give you such a good dog, you won’t be able to sit down for a week!”

Boy… some of these paintings I really wonder about the actual backstory

Bulk Sausage Hogan of the WWooF.

Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant or Great Dane with sausages: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1877_Tr%C3%BCbner_Ave_Caesar,_morituri_te_salutant_anagoria.JPG 

(best viewed using Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this 1877, oil on panel, roughly jumbo envelope size painting. First Other versions has strip coloration.

 

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/trubner_wilhelm.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/wilhelm-trubner 

http://www.safran-arts.com/42day/art/art4dec/art1221.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/t/trubner/biograph.html 

https://sammlung.staedelmuseum.de/en/person/truebner-wilhelm 

http://www.wilhelm-truebner.com/ 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate any parts in German), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/05/07?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2334 (November 20, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Badges? Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.”

With ferocious determination/ he ignores the fierce temptation/ draped over his snout/ – he’s an iron-willed Kraut/ – avatar of the Prusssian nation !

DOG: Vats the WURST they can do iff they LINK me to the crime? They are just a bunch of SOUR KRAUTS. Perhaps I vill take a SCHNITZel on their rug…

“Someone tell Timmy he would still be at the bottom of the well if he treated Lassie like this!”

Humans who put food on dogs’ noses and make them wait for permission to eat it. After the canine revolution, there will be no mercy.

Hail Caesar! Hell, yes! These sausages are about to disappear.

sir Charles de bouvier, shows the other dogs how to be aloof, he knows he will eat them all.

Best line EVER!