That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 23, 2019

Wardrobe malfunction at the first Super Bowl halftime show.

Title: “Three Jugs”

“Well Dear, they certainly ain’t as perky as they use to be, but at least they’re not touching your knees……So you’ve got that going for ya!”

Wow. There certainly are a lot of gourds on display.

“Bless me father for I have sinned.” -— “Grandma, for the last time, I’m not a priest.”

You are not leaving the house dressed like that young lady. Now go back upstairs and change.

The Hee Haw All Jug Band had its start in antiquity.

Well, they look like a size 36-D bra would fit, but I’d better feel them just to make sure.

Age instructing youth…

Daughter asking mother; “Why is it that these drive so many men crazy?”

“There’s no breast way to say this…….”

“Yeah, I think you’ve got enough there to feed twins.”

Sure you can buy milk… for $150 an hour.

MILK DUDS

Old woman remembering when hers didn’t drag the ground.

Vertumnus and Pomona: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bloemaert,_Abraham_-_Vertumnus_and_Pomona_-_1620.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/bloemaert_abraham.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=6046 

http://www.all-art.org/baroque/bloemaert1.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/bloemaer/abraham/biograph.html 

https://geerts.com/famous-painters/abram-bloemaert 

https://hnanews.org/hnar/reviews/abraham-bloemaert-1566-1651-studien-zur-utrechter-malerei-um-1620/ 

https://www.theleidencollection.com/artist/abraham-bloemaert/ 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/05/18?comments=visible 

has the prior (the second has been added to the artist info URLs listed by my comment there).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #19 (November 21, 2009) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“You’ve convinced me, dear. I’m going to get implants, too.”

“Hmm…until now, I haven’t sold that kind of melon. But it could be I should start a new line of business.”

Hang on Ms. Snow. I got a great apple for you right here.

“They’re perfectly fine honey. It must be your personality.”

The “old woman” isn’t what “she” appears to be.

You just wait a few years and see! I’m kneeling on mine right now! :>)

FALLOUT ALERT !!

A loaf of bread and your jugs of milk.

“Miz Scarlett, you KNOWS you ain’t ‘llowed to show yo’ bosoms afore noon !” (Mammy, to Scarlett O’Hara, in “Gone With The Wind”)

T’is strange no one seems to care/ that a breast is escaping, right there !/ Ah well, I suppose/ since she has TWO of those/ she can always fall back on the spare..

I’m so darn forgetful these days! Did I buy grapefruit, or not?!?

“I hear there’s an opening in the White House, dear.”

Daphne,( seated) looks to her seamstress with distain. you couldn’t have made the décolletage any lower, I got a date with sir pantsalot

Faulty mammary…

Is it just my imagination/ or merely a brief deviation?/ The lactation displays/ of the last several days/ is Steve showing a breast fixation ?