That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 31, 2019

“There’s a clear problem with the male-female ratio at this party.”

Totally missing the point of a toga party.

“And Little Red Riding Hood said, ‘What big teeth you have, Granny.’ And here come’s the good part…”

“Darling, I shouldn’t say this but…”

In the days before VCRs and DVRs, you had to listen to recaps of AFV.

tibullus said, delia, darling, seriously, what is the deal with all the chaperones…?

So then I gave that bitch Cleopatra some asps; bitches love asps.

“Et in Arcadia,ego…”

Tell us again about those countries you conquered that had nude beaches.

“All Gaul is divided into three parts…”

His narrative style was hypnotic/til he tangled with powers despotic/he was sent to the sticks/where he regaled the Hicks/ with stories inane – but erotic.

Sycophantic VP’s kissing the CEO’s ass at the company I work for: “Tell us again how you’re worth 200 times the wage of the average employee!!”

CEO: Well, I don’t dick around on GoComics for one thing…

“Stop hitting me with that scepter. Just stop it.”

Tibullus at Delia’s House: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tibullus.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this 1866 painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/alma-tadema_sir_lawrence.html 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/alma/alma_bio.htm 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=25 

http://www.all-art.org/history400-1.html 

https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp00090/sir-lawrence-alma-tadema 

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/694/lawrence-alma-tadema-dutch-1836-1912/ 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/a/almatade/biograph.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/sir-lawrence-alma-tadema 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/tadema/index.html 

http://www.avictorian.com/alma-tadema_lawrence.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/8 

http://www.hoocher.com/Sir_Lawrence_Alma-Tadema/lawrence_alma_tadema.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 15 works by him have been used here (16 times, with this repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/04/15?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there used the same artist info URLs). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/09/12?comments=visible 

has the first time this ran here, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 18 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1534 (September 11, 2016) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.