That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 03, 2020

The name of this painting is Der lästige Kavalier (The Annoying Cavalier). A more accurate name would have been Das Gruselige Kavalier.

I’d go right for the pepper spray.

Illustration from Sigmund Freud’s classic text, “How To Pick Up Mädchen”.

Wolfgang was about to be flattened by a rather large and heavy bag.

Gretchen tried to remember what her aunt had told her. Was it scratch his eyes out then kick him in the Johnsons, or kick him in the Johnsons then scratch his eyes out?

Throw him out of the window.

I bet you really want to know first hand HOW I just became a widow, right sir?

Sophie struggled valiantly to recall Clint Eastwood’s line about being lucky as her hand slowly moved to her shoulder holster.

Unbeknownst to the man, Heidi had a bag full of whoop ass beside her.

Waiting at the depot, it was hard for Sarah to claim she really didn’t have time to hear about “Our savior Jesus Christ.”

If Jock saw the taser in Sophie’s left hand, he would just sit back down.

“Sir…Does the name Lorena Bobbitt bring anything to mind? No?…..It will!”

I met wy wife at a summer camp, When I started to show interest she TOLD me that she already had a boy friend, (i.e. not nterested), I HEARD (you have competition) and I replied “I don’t mind”, or “Okay”. We have been soulmates for 36 yrs now.

“My friend and I have a bet to settle: Do the curtains match the carpet?”

Bret was about to find out why they called her the Black Widow.

Dirty old man!

Pardon me, have you any Grey Poupon?

In the end, she opted for that shiny new Reichsrevolver Daddy had given her for Christmas.

Worst Uber Train ride ever!

Hi, I’m uncle Joe and I want you to vote for me. Let me tell you a story about “Corn Pop.”

The Irritating Gentleman: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Berthold_Woltze_-_Der_l%C3%A4stige_Kavalier.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=2452 

http://stanleykemp.blogspot.com/2014/03/whilst-looking-for-nothing-in-particular.html 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here (5 times, with this repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/04/29?comments=visible 

has the prior work (my comment there included the same artist info URLs). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/11/20?comments=visible 

has the first time this appeared here. Several webpages said it was his most famous work.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1828 (November 19, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“I’m wearing black because I just came from the funeral of the last jerk who hit on me.”

T vote for the pepper spray.

Another “Me Too” story, about to have a very different ending.

Like all young women of her day, young Chloe packed a pair of long, lethal hat pins in her bonnet. Dieter was about to be introduced to them.

hello dear, i’am the music man, do you want to learn to play the piccolo?

I believe she has decided to let the cat out of the bag …

“You like Wagner? I bet you like Wagner. Wagner’s ‘great,’ sure, but you should hear his early stuff. I was listening to Wagner BEFORE it was ’cool.”"

“Take the A train”, they said. “It’s faster..”/ and it might well have been a disaster/ when the lecherous brute/began his “pursuit”/ had she not brought her “Dickhead Blaster”. Yes, ladies, the purse size Dickhead Blaster disables AND vasectomizes any molester in seconds ! Available at Walmart, or online from Amazon…

“You gonna just sit there and look on, right?”

… or … “Nice Mutton Chops, A-Hole”.

Joe Biden rides Amtrak?

I just noticed – is that a cell phone in her right hand?!?