That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 08, 2020

“I promise you, it’s vegan and gluten free.”

While everyone is distracted, Icarus right in the center of the picture is about to lift off carrying a severed head.

Does the chilli-cheese dog meet the emperor’s approval? Does the emperor’s heartburn results in heads rolling?

I’m getting Boston Creamed out. Did they have any maple Iced with bacon long johns?

stephen bathory receiving a ceremonial twinkie from the hostess emissary…

The cast of every Broadway show celebrating Nathan Lane’s birthday.

Good Gawd, can I ever get some food that doesn’t have fur stuck all over it?

We now know where the Beatles got their inspiration for the cover of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

I wish my eyes were good enough to read these “Priceless” cartoons. They seem like they would be fun. The captions are fun to read though.

Hey, stand up. You don’t want to stretch the knees in your ceremonial cloak.

George is crowned king of the fat people.. Is it just me, or do none of the guys bowing and scraping to Gold Cloak have a neck?

Yes, this is the line for Disneyworld. You need to step back 6 feet and put on a mask. A cast member will check your ticket and your temperature. If everything checks out okay, you should be enjoying ‘Pirates of the COVID’ in just 30 minutes. hey you! Get up off the ground.

You mean this will finally be the end of Tsar Wars?

We all recall with dismay/ how the Bishop presented the tray/ the tray on which lay/ on brazen display/ the Emperor’s new toupee

Stephen Báthory at Pskov: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Matejko-Batory_pod_Pskowem.jpg 

has info, and links that point to more info, about this huge painting, along with a Description.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/matejko_jan.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/jan-matejko 

https://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803100139701 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/m/matejko/biograph.html 

https://www.artiststudiomuseum.org/studio-museums/matejko-house/ 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Jan_Matejko/11052733/Jan_Matejko.aspx 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/11142564/jan-alojzy-matejko 

https://prabook.com/web/jan.matejko/3741776 

http://web.archive.org/web/20170118021658/http://info-poland.buffalo.edu/classroom/JM/JM.html 

https://culture.pl/en/artist/jan-matejko 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 7 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/04/14?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment and reply is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 23 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2487 (July 7, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Dammit! I asked for a “geranium”..not a “cranium” !

You’ll never have a better meatloaf. Honest!

Now that everyone was in attendance and the Royal Wiper had found the ermine TP, the Emperor could finally take his morning crap.

The weirdest people always turn up for Gregori Goldbootski’s birthday bashes…

Looks like the residents of the planet Mongo paying homage to Ming the Merciless. Prince Vultan is seen behind the guy kneeling.

“I get two scoops of ice cream. The rest of you only get one. Anyone have a problem with that?”

Why is Grover Cleveland there?

Mmmm…pączki.

yes. is there a way to enlarge the image?

When Vlad the Impaler met Sinbad the Sailor. . .

Good to see Tom terrific over on the right.

Man, these food delivery services are getting so competitive!! :>)

Per White elephant gifting rules, we are trading the fart pillow for that sword of yours.

Tin man?! What are you doing in this shot? Wizard of Oz is two soundstages over! And take that damn steve munchkin with you!