In the classic Far Side where the bandit on horseback had his bandana tied around his eyes, “This can’t be right – I can hear the train, but I can’t see a blamed thing!”
“TOMMY!!! This is a picture of what our ‘American Courtroom Action Figure Diorama’ looked like before you played with it and now you have returned it with all but two of the dolls NAKED!!! What is the meaning of this?” – Day School Teacher …….. “Oh, the two with the clothes still on are the lawyers.” – Tommy
" Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, why are we wasting our time here ? The defendant has pleaded guilty – and we know he will be pardoned by the President ANYWAY. I say we break for lunch !"
The defendant’s a murderous brute/ but the “President” thinks he’s “cute”/ hence the Jury’s decision/ is met with derision/ and a pardon renders it moot !
The people who were in the courtroom got together 17 years later to re-create the scene. https://www.upi.com/Archives/1981/12/31/Courtroom-reunion-honors-Thomas-Hart-Benton-painting/6315378622800/
has info about the finished painting, a sketch of which was used for the strip image. I am pointing to the museum’s webpage (but, you already know that from @gopher gofer’s comment) . Copyright issues prevented me from creating a Wikimedia Commons page for it.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays). First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2490 (July 12, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
The defense attorney decided to argue against the reliability of facial recognition technology.
rmremail over 4 years ago
I have nothing to say – This painting has no sex or violence
Strob over 4 years ago
“Covering the nose and mouth is essential, but the eye cover mandate is taking it a bit too far.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
The new way to face the law in a pandemic; remove all faces.
Strob over 4 years ago
In the classic Far Side where the bandit on horseback had his bandana tied around his eyes, “This can’t be right – I can hear the train, but I can’t see a blamed thing!”
Papared25 over 4 years ago
Further proof that Tommy Benton skipped class the day they taught facial features in Art 101.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Unfortunately, they all left their faces in a jar by the door.
PatsyL.Paul over 4 years ago
What happens when you wear your mask too long.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
this must be the japanese porn version – the original isn’t blurred out…
https://art.nelson-atkins.org/objects/1317/trial-by-jury
DATo over 4 years ago
“TOMMY!!! This is a picture of what our ‘American Courtroom Action Figure Diorama’ looked like before you played with it and now you have returned it with all but two of the dolls NAKED!!! What is the meaning of this?” – Day School Teacher …….. “Oh, the two with the clothes still on are the lawyers.” – Tommy
Justanolddude Premium Member over 4 years ago
I had to put my glasses on to get it.
syzygy47 over 4 years ago
What happens when the video technician forgets to turn off the suspect pixellation button.
Buzzworld over 4 years ago
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how can we face the facts if we have no faces?”
JimValTen Premium Member over 4 years ago
OK, who’s been messing wth the etch-a-sketch.
Reader over 4 years ago
Your honor, this jury was not drawn from a valid pool of peers — in fact,….
Another Take over 4 years ago
Artist taking the “Justice Is Blind” trope a little too far.
Another Take over 4 years ago
Hitler’s painting that led Austrian art critics to suggest that he pursue a different career.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
The result of a paint-by-number panel done by someone who felt the details were just too tiny to try and paint in.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Faceless Crowd??
prrdh over 4 years ago
Like Oliver Sachs, Thomas Hart Benton suffered from prosopagnosia.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
" Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, why are we wasting our time here ? The defendant has pleaded guilty – and we know he will be pardoned by the President ANYWAY. I say we break for lunch !"
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
Depiction of the legal system fading into insignificance.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
The defendant’s a murderous brute/ but the “President” thinks he’s “cute”/ hence the Jury’s decision/ is met with derision/ and a pardon renders it moot !
Rev Phnk Ey over 4 years ago
OK, I understand everything that is going on except why is that guy zipping up his pants during closing argument?
Calvins Brother over 4 years ago
Get Fuzzy, alt version.
rugeirn over 4 years ago
The people who were in the courtroom got together 17 years later to re-create the scene. https://www.upi.com/Archives/1981/12/31/Courtroom-reunion-honors-Thomas-Hart-Benton-painting/6315378622800/
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago
Happens every time the Grateful Dead come to town.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Legal artist sketches from the Witless Protection Program.
Linguist over 4 years ago
Casting storyboard for “Bull” – actors’ faces to be inserted later.
mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago
Trial by Jury:
https://art.nelson-atkins.org/objects/1317/trial-by-jury
has info about the finished painting, a sketch of which was used for the strip image. I am pointing to the museum’s webpage (but, you already know that from @gopher gofer’s comment) . Copyright issues prevented me from creating a Wikimedia Commons page for it.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/benton_thomas_hart.html
http://arthistorynewsreport.blogspot.com/2014/12/thomas-hart-benton-at-auction-sothebys.html
https://www.wikiart.org/en/thomas-hart-benton
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/32688692/thomas-hart-benton
http://www.artnet.com/artists/thomas-hart-benton/
http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/Benton1.htm
https://www.askart.com/artist/Thomas_Hart_Benton/8195/Thomas_Hart_Benton.aspx
https://kchistory.org/islandora/object/kchistory%253A115479
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~am482_04/am_scene/bentonbio.html
https://encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/thomas-hart-benton-2333/
http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/famous-artists/thomas-hart-benton.htm
https://prabook.com/web/thomas.benton/3743239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Hart_Benton_(painter)
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays). First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2490 (July 12, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
Anyone lose a purple leg?
LJZ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Artist has astigmatism,
cheap_day_return over 4 years ago
They all have that blank look on their face….
d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago
guy standing far right, says “piss on you”, wait a minute till I get it out.
Snoopy_Fan over 4 years ago
Boy, they’re really overdoing the mask thing, aren’t they?
GoComicsGo! over 4 years ago
Wasn’t he the one who did that Tom Brady sketch?