That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 05, 2020

After the fifth lager, Heinrich finally had the courage to make a move on that bust in the drawing room.

Sad, a man that age still playing with dolls.

This woman was a head and shoulder above all other women who wouldn’t even look at Heinrich.

Geppetto was finally worn down by Pinocchio’s incessant complaints that that he couldn’t find a girlfriend. ’I’ll make her a perfect match – she’ll be just as wood headed as he is. And I hope he gets splinters on his schlong.’

Damn, Melcher beat me to it with the Voodoo Doll!

if Archie didn’t get Barbie put back together before someone started missing her there would be a lot of questions asked…questions Archie didn’t want to answer.

Phil putting glue on his wife’s broken doll before his wife gets home, if he can’t put it together he’ll be the next broken one.

Some assembly was still required/ for the sex doll that Phil had acquired/ from Amazon Prime/ and, on company time/ he assembled – and got himself fired.

the neighbors left fritz alone when they saw how he really, really enjoyed pulling the heads off barbies…

“Phil, stop twisting my head like that, Phil…”

That vase on the left is juuust about to fall!

This man needs a work bench

Mom! I keep telling you; it’s not a doll, it’s an action figure.

Phil, disappointed in the size of his Chiropractic Adjustment Practice Dummy.

You busted the bust, you putz!

Sid from Toy Story all grown up — still performing head transplants with his sister’s doll.

Ichabod Crane trying to figure out how that horseman did it.

In his later years Andy really missed Woody and Buzz.

Oswald was frantic! He couldn’t remember where he stashed the coke.

Giapetto felt he had to do something to deal with the fact that now that Pinocchio had reached puberty, it wasn’t the length of his nose anymore that was the problem.

No wonder this thing broke, it says “Made In Occupied Japan.”

Phil’s highest quality dolls were made with hair from his own head (which was starting to take toll on his hairline)

Telly Savalas believing that he is dealing with the Talky Tina doll once and for all. My name is Talky Tina and I don’t…ACK!!!

Should have thought twice before buying the “Sexy Doll” kit from Ikea.

Mother had told him ‘no swordplay in the house.’

He called himself a lover of art. But everyone else referred to him as the junk collector.

The antique collector or The Art Lover or Great misfortune: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Felix_Ehrlich_Grand_Malheur.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.askart.com/artist/Felix_Ehrlich/11028797/Felix_Ehrlich.aspx 

has info about this artist (again, if his bio is truncated, the full bio can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his German Wikipedia page: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Ehrlich_(Maler) 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2549 (October 4, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

As Phil was assembling his voodoo doll of Jeannette before divorce hearing, he noticed the dagger in the corner and remembered the old saying: “Murder is always cheaper than divorce.”

Getting his head on straight!

He just wanted a paper doll that he could call his own.

Ah … hypocrisy. It didn’t bother him when he talked to the head. But when the head started talking back …