That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 22, 2020

Yup, that’s where the railroad is going to go.

It’s a real b**ch when you forgot exactly where you dropped the keys to the truck.

“Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t have insulted all those immigrants.”

Jethro was recognized as a farmer out-standing in his field!

Jud once again noticed that when Jenny said, “It’s time for us to mow the lawn,” what she meant was it was time for him to mow the lawn.

reaper wishing he hadn’t sown so bloody much…

After his first day in vocational school the Grim Reaper is plagued by the thought that he could have just taken ‘Accounting’ like everybody else.

♪♫ "And still they lead me back

To the long, winding road

You left me standing here

A long, long time ago

Don’t keep me waiting here

Lead me to your door"♪♫

—The Beatles (McCartney)

“Make hay while the sun shines,” they said.

“Make hay while the sun shines.”

“Make hay while the sun shines.”

“Make hay while the sun shines.”

“Make hay while the sun shines.”

“Make hay while the sun shines.”

“Make hay while the sun shines.”

“Wow! They told me to do this field and that field on the hill. And be finished by lunch. All I can hope for is a meteor to hit and end it in one big flash!”

Route 95 Virginia 1890.

Was his name John Deere?

Who put all this grass in boss Caine’s road?

“Waiting for the Cows to come home” wasn’t really as much fun as Joshua thought it would be.

On the positive side, John finally had those six pack abs he always wanted.

And the kicker was, none of the corn had matured enough to actually sell. F* climate change!

John now has a keener emotional understanding, if very little comfort, of why certain tools are referred to as “idiot sticks;” i.e. idiot stick = any implement or tool with a blade or rake on one end and an idiot on the other. This awareness only increased his distaste for so-called “honest labor.”

Looks like he’s training for a county road crew job.

“If I had a hundred slaves, I could make something out of this..”

Field of Hard Work — if you sow it, you must reap it.

“Boy! That sycle ain’t gonna swing itself! Get busy!” or, “Breaks over! Back on your head!”

I know we have that Virus and all, and we should social distance, but this is ridiculous!

He’s as sad as a man can be / in a landscape so French and free/ he’d been told a “ho”/ awaited but, oh !/..he hadn’t noticed that “E”..

Damn, I should’ve gone to college.

I sure hope that Monet guy shows up soon. I don’t wanna make these haystacks by myself.

Johnny Whackaweed traversed the country cutting weeds away from the road’s edge only to find that they’d regrown on his way back. It was at that moment that Johnny Appleseed was born.

About this time, John regrets not taking that IT job offer.

The Reaper: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Le_faucheur_-_Maurice_Eliot_-_mus%C3%A9e_d%27art_et_d%27histoire_de_Saint-Brieuc,_DOC_97b.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.drouot.com/lots/10798236?actionParam=listLot&controllerParam=lot&fromId=100889 

https://www.yaneff.com/html/plates/em19.html 

both have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his French Wikipedia page: 

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Eliot 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2562 (October 21, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

John.. John.. “What are you doin’?” “That’s old man Ferrigan’s field.”

As Elmer waited for the bus to come by, he pondered the amount of work someone had ahead of them.

♫Well, I’m standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona Such a fine sight to see It’s a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford Slowin’ down to take a look at me♫ (Eagles)

" ’Let’s get back to nature,’ she said! … ’Let’s live off the grid,’ she said! … ’Let’s become organic farmers!’ … Yeah, and let’s just see who gets stuck doin’ all the #@*%x&¡ work!"

With pride he is all aglow./He’s the best of the best with the hoe./ But although he’s a pro/ deep down he must know/ that there’s always another row…

Whenever I think things are tough, I can always think back to growing up on the farm. Whatever my current circumstance, it still beats the hell outta baling hay!

he finnished cutting the grass on the roadway to his house, now Justine will have no excuse not to return home, after 5 months, he was getting horney!

“O.K. Who the hell did that?”

Is it still technically a “crop circle” if it’s just one long straight line?

After examining all the comments, I feel it would be best to have the Dragoncat Award for Best ROTFLMAO go to … Steve Melcher!

Today’s strip truly is priceless!

I shouldna taken that left at Albekoikee.