That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 04, 2020

Freddy the Frog was amazed by how many girls fell for that old line.

He’s not a prince cursed to be a frog, he’s a frog cursed to have a fetish for human women.

“If you’re not royalty, why would I want you to kiss me?” said the frog.

Yuck, grody to the max.

So, you want me to kiss you back to being a man? What’s in it for me? I mean, I just met you, and you don’t exactly have a scintillating personality, and no offense, but your voice is a croak.

“I’m not into kissing frogs, but you do have a couple of meaty legs I could go for.”

yeah, i read over your script – now let’s discuss how willing disney is to cough up a percentage of the gross…

She talking about Gingrich?

Kermit and Miss Piggy the early years.

“Pluck your magic twanger Froggy.” (a few might get it)

“You have to kiss a lot of Princes before you find the right frog .”

“Look, I appreciate the offer, but come back when you grow up, or better yet, you got an older sister?…sheesh, you want I should land on the pedophile list or something?”

Melania meets Don…

No, a kiss won’t make me a prince; but give me a good lick and you’ll see things Disney never imagined.

A Newt?

He got better.

“You come here often?”

“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

The object is yellow, and spherical/ and a frog who speaks is chimerical/ she’s about twelve years old/ but Amazingly bold/ most women would be hysterical.

Gothic version of Little Red Riding Hood.

She was the apple of that Newt’s eye.

Froggie went a’courtin’. He did ride—uh huh!

Can I have that apple if you don’t want it

I’m afraid you would croak before I do.

Kiss you? Goodness no! I was wondering if deep fried or a light crust would do.

It’s Ferrero Rocher…go ahead, try it. No strings attached. But if you’re feeling romantic…

It’s either the frog or the dude with the crown who was cursed so that he has to “relieve himself” through his mouth. I’d rather kiss the frog too.

This lass with the lovely blue eyes / Found her toad to be quite the prize / with his lustrous sheen of emerald green, / a wit keen, and a dignified mien. / But she found on the whole / It was hard to extol / A diet comprised only of flies!

I’m just tired wearing all these clothes!

“Frog Kissin’” was a song recorded by Chet Atkins. One of his very rare vocal numbers.

So there! I’ll just throw your clothes down the well and no one will even know that it was me who turned you into a toad.

The Princess and the Frog: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William_Robert_Symonds_-_The_Princess_and_the_Frog.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting. File history has strip coloration image.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/symonds_william_robert.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist/William_Robert_Symonds/9000512/William_Robert_Symonds.aspx 

https://suffolkartists.co.uk/index.cgi?choice=painter&pid=612 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2592 (December 3, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I love her outfit!!!!!!!!! :)

Crooaak!

Hey, baby! Not only do I have the key to your heart, I’ve got the key to your chastity belt!

“So this isn’t the public loo, then?”

the princess was thinking “how can i wash this robe with that little bit of water from his mouth”?

((“Now only if that was at the other end.”))

Let me take this opportunity to plug John Moore’s The Unhandsome Prince https://www.amazon.ca/Unhandsome-Prince-John-Moore-ebook/dp/B081GCZDDR/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=the+unhandsome+prince&qid=1607148056&sr=8-1

Moore’s comic fantasies really tickle my perhaps-peculiar sense of humour.

I was expecting somebody … taller …

If I touch you frog, do you turn into a handsome male specimen.

That something was badly amiss/ was clear from their very first kiss./ When, impassioned, he flung/ out his long, sticky tongue/ she thought “I can do better than this !”

Who knewt ?