That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 11, 2020

The artist realized he had to get lower to get a better view of his subject.

The HVAC man came just in time.

“You may be a starving artist, but I’m the one with my clothes off. If you want to do a nude paining in December, you need to put more wood on the fire”

“Ah, my dear, if only there were a better way to heat up this room — WHOA!”

He must be very clueless.

When she said she wanted something to warm her up, he misunderstood big time.

“ it’s getting hot in here…so take off all you clothes” -Nelly

“After you finish stoking that fire, I’ve got a hot spot that needs some attention as well.”

he told her he had a burning desire and now she’s just confused…

Do you feel a draft in here?

“I’m not posing until this room is warm!”

That is not a pose to hold for long….major leg cramps coming up.

Don’t worry, dear, the shower water will heat up quickly"

Keepin’ them toesies warm.

“As long as you’re down there…”

Losing the mood while he tries to get the bluetooth speaker to work.

Logging into his studio session.

I love these old paintings! It’s like looking back to a better day when men were men and women had nothing better to do than to sit around being naked.

This underclothed Latvian lass/ has garnered our gaze with her ass/ and it pains me to say/ that I can’t look away/ from the curves of that creamy crevasse.

Maybe that’s Janis during her college modeling gig

This is not what I meant when I said “Come on baby, light my fire.”

“yes, yes, my assistant is ‘dreamy’, but the easel is over here”

She’s a model- she isn’t a slut/ and I’m not some kind of a nut/ but clearly the locus/ of the Priceless crew’s focus / is the lady’s Latvian butt.

Those nipples are in the way, let me throw some wood on the fire.

Janis was stalling, “Maybe I should put some wood on the fire.” How long until she realized he was not really an artist.

When you can’t remember where you put the lube and condoms.

Things had gone from perky to goose-bumpy until Jan finally got the stove going.

Finally! Nudity makes a return to That Is Priceless. These titillating treats are much too few and far between but until the internet makes nudity more available, they’ll just have to do.

Baby it’s cold outside.

So either get that fire going, or I’m putting my clothes back on and leaving.

Which is more off-center? Her spine, or her butt-crack?

She’s a beautiful little Balt/ her figure shows nary a fault/ perhaps it’s a mania/ brought from Lithuania/ but I fear he intends an assault…

After she paid her rent he stoked her fire.

First attempts at Playmate of the Month failed due to inability to sell more than one issue.

Please get that girl some sun, maybe the Italian Rivera.

The Princess and the Frog: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Janis_Rozent%C4%81ls_-_The_Painter%E2%80%99s_Studio_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Other versions has strip coloration image.

https://www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting-Tribute-to-painter-Janis-Rozentals/86795/2382919/view 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/186872080/janis-rozentals 

http://www.lnmm.lv/en/visit/exhibitions/1771-janis-rozentals-18661916-art-and-technique 

https://monetas.bank.lv/en/coins/Janis-Rozentals 

https://kulturaskanons.lv/en/archive/janis-rozentals/ 

http://paintings.lv/en/artist/86?view=about 

http://memorialiemuzeji.lv/personalities/janis-rozentals/?lang=en 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2597 (December 10, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Roszental logs on…

Is that Norwegian wood? I love Norwegian wood!

I once had a girl

Or should I say she once had me

She showed me her room

Isn’t it good Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay

And she told me to sit anywhere

So I looked around

And I noticed there wasn’t a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time

Drinking her wine

We talked until two and then she said

“It’s time for bed”

She told me she worked

In the morning and started to laugh

I told her I didn’t

And crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was aloneThis bird had flown

So I lit a fire

Isn’t it good Norwegian wood?

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— Lennon & McCartney

“Oh, not a problem at all, my dear. Always glad to help out a neighbor. But, if you’re really cold, you could dress a little more warmly. Well, if there’s nothing else, I suppose I should be going…”

It’s those child-bearing hips…

the artist FRED burned her cloths so both could stay warm, sex later.