That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 16, 2020

“I’ll make your daughter a wonderful husband, and she’s 3 months pregnant, anyway.”

“I say we draw a penis on her forehead.”

“Is it bigger than a breadbox?”

That woman is either a young woman with an older woman’s face, or a middle aged woman with corset that is so tight that it is squeezing her kidneys up into her windpipe, causing her to pass out from lack of oxygen.

Why are the couple in orange leaning away from each other? Did they both forget to bathe?

“…and when you awake, you’ll start clucking like a chicken.”

“It’ll only be for a few months, dear. And when you return you’ll be your old self again, even better I hope, because you’ve always been a bit of an old sourpuss with a libido the size of a mouse turd.”

what with ruth’s narcolepsy, the engagement party was a bit of a damp squib…

Parlor games where always interesting after “chili” night.

Lol….good one!

“She’s dead. We actually bored her to death.”

Selling time-shares in 1732.

Liz hated it when her husband told everyone how bad her farts smelled.

He’s the lion of every salon/ every “mot” that he utters is “bon”/ but the girls say “mais non “/ to the “pauvre garçon”/ and he ends up sleeping alone.

The suitor’s father was explaining that with no dowry there could be no wedding bells.

Trump and Biden reps trying to drum up some of the last Georgia voters.

Man in red, "Hey, I have an idea, now that she is asleep, let us sit in this parlor even longer just looking at each other.

Giacomotti’s style was not improving, but at least he was getting faster. Only one of his models feel asleep in his last painting.

And modest little Ivanka here totally got away with millions in inauguration funds…

The Compte de Langue d’Argent slyly whispered in her ear, " Let’s leave these three addlepated city folk to their own devices and find a quiet place to speak of country matters."

FREDERICK BLUE: I say Reginald – I can see straight through to whatever it is that Matilda’s holding.

MATILDA: It’s the latest cure for melancholia. I no longer have to go to Doctor Redcoat for weekly manual manipulations!

DOCTOR REDCOAT: I can’t in good conscience recommend that device my dear Matilda. And I must confess that it’s use in place of my own procedures has given me a case of Le Ballz de Bleu.

*MATILDA: * Well my good doctor, you must then endeavor to HEAL THYSELF! You know, with a little ‘hands on’ therapy. Catch my drift? Know what I’m talkin’ about?

And so they decided to play yet another round of ‘Guess the Rude Noise.’

The only thing worse than sitting through all of Wagner’s Ring Cycle is hearing a play-by-play of it.

The Engagement: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:F%C3%A9lix_Henri_Giacomotti_Die_Verlobung_1881.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.letrianonantiques.com/fine-art/paintings-detail/une-femme-elegant 

https://giacomotti.monsite-orange.fr/index.html 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Google Chrome can automatically translate if necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/09/05?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 17 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2600 (December 15, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Matilda was already planning exactly what she would say to her father later about his unseemly delight at the prospect of getting rid of her.

Henri thought that it’s better a view to look down rather than eye level to see big breasts.