She’s lately been made aware/ that, for persons whose skin is fair/ it’s best to prepare/ lest you find yourself there/ entrapped by the “sunny and chair”.
There’s straw on her head/ And sand in her toes/ But how she’ll stand up/ Nobody knows./She feared for her life/ (Though it had been drab)/ For there at her feet/ Was an angry sand crab.
Mary was so engrossed in the last Cosmo issue that she failed to notice when the Lagoon’s creature grabbed her husband, only leaving a blood trail behind…
It was too late when Clara read the Warning on page one of the instruction booklet: DO NOT SIT IN THIS CHAIR IF YOUR A** IS MORE THAT 24 INCHES WIDE!!!
(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly A4 paper size painting.
I could find no online info on this artist (that Chrome could automatically translate anyway), other than what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2613 (January 5, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
“Next year, I’m going to the South of France, where I can go swimming topless.”
rmremail over 3 years ago
It’s a good thing she’s got a lot of padding on the bottom, cause that ‘chair’ looks like a couple of broken pieces of wood
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
After the boating incident with Katy and Michael, Madeline bought a book on sailboat spotting and choose never to go back on the water.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
They didn’t make it easy to find how to return the supposed “Adirondack” chair.
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
She’s lately been made aware/ that, for persons whose skin is fair/ it’s best to prepare/ lest you find yourself there/ entrapped by the “sunny and chair”.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
These Cosmo relationship tips are always better on the cover than in the article!
Papared25 over 3 years ago
There’s straw on her head/ And sand in her toes/ But how she’ll stand up/ Nobody knows./She feared for her life/ (Though it had been drab)/ For there at her feet/ Was an angry sand crab.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
sports illustrated swimsuit issue cover, 1873 edition…
Kwen over 3 years ago
Mary was so engrossed in the last Cosmo issue that she failed to notice when the Lagoon’s creature grabbed her husband, only leaving a blood trail behind…
katzenbooks45 over 3 years ago
Woman and the Beta Version of Kindle
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Madeline perusing fabric patterns to finish her beach chair. Apparently, sitting on the bare wooden frame is no different from sitting in the sand.
Buzzworld over 3 years ago
1900 Summer Guide of Nantucket.
Pocosdad over 3 years ago
When the design of the chair won’t let you do a one-cheek sneak, the lean-forward fart is called for.
Carolyn Saunders over 3 years ago
Darn IKEA – thought I could do this one at least
J Short over 3 years ago
It was too late when Clara read the Warning on page one of the instruction booklet: DO NOT SIT IN THIS CHAIR IF YOUR A** IS MORE THAT 24 INCHES WIDE!!!
Bookworm over 3 years ago
Sarah discovers much to her dismay that you just can’t read any e-book device in bright sunshine. Not unlike most smart phones.
Reader over 3 years ago
Olga speed reading how to save someone from drowning while her husband, er, waits.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Somewhere beyond the sea, she’s there watching for me…..
garcoa over 3 years ago
Who do I call to pickup all the garbage last night’s partygoers left on this beach? And why wasn’t I invited?
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
One good little crab pinch will get ’er up.
Rev Phnk Ey over 3 years ago
Bbuurrrrrip!
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
“Somethings wrong with this table. That’s the last time I buy from IKEA!”
KEA over 3 years ago
I hope it has an addendum on ‘folding beach chairs without seriously injuring yourself’
Another Take over 3 years ago
Page 1 of 1: Be young and able-bodied. Failing that, wait for the tide to roll in and float you out of the chair.
Another Take over 3 years ago
Woman practicing relaxing and reading in a deck chair for her planned trip on the still under construction luxury ocean liner, The Titanic.
I vill haff saved enuff Geld to go first class by the time it iss built!
mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago
Toni Eckener on the Beach Near Rinkenæs:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1900_Toni_Eckener_am_Strand_bei_Rinkenis_anagoria.JPG
(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly A4 paper size painting.
I could find no online info on this artist (that Chrome could automatically translate anyway), other than what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2613 (January 5, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 3 years ago
Toni vowed that if her husband couldn’t even produce a decent chair, this was the last time she would pose for one of his paintings.
anomaly over 3 years ago
Nora read “…and looking to the south you will see the majestic mountain named ‘Mont Blanc’…” and realized she might have taken a wrong turn.
Bilan over 3 years ago
Toni was trying to become a beach bum. But try as she may, she just couldn’t get the hang of it. Maybe the reason is that she was trying too hard.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Eva Braun deciding that watching Germany’s coast is too difficult and Adolf should find a professional. He never did, I hear. :>)