That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 05, 2021

“Why is the waitress lying on my lunch?”

“Before the Fall”

“Oh you kid!”

Littlest Billy Goat Gruff: “Um, Miss, Miss? You need to wake up and get out of here. My older brother is coming, and he’s a lot bigger and meaner and randier than me. And you’r sleep on his spot.”

I don’t care how horny you are, you are just a kid!

“Whoa, m-a-a m-a-a! This is our first date, and it looks like I got to first base before I even showed up!”

I hate to be the one to point out she spells it GISELE, but I’m doing it anyway.

a randy goat…?

She always has wanted someone to lick her toes… and now she has a thirsty little goat… this may not end well …

Why do people say trolls are ugly? And what have you done with the bridge?

What’s got her goat?

“So that’s what is making the water down stream taste so baaaad”

And now, boys and girls, you know where fauns and satyrs came from!

Tom & Giselle,

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/revisiting-tom-brady-gisele-b-175330578.html

Lady and the tRAMp.

So the von Trapp’s had it all wrong? The Lonely Goatherd was a she, not a he? Ewe got to be kid-ding me.

Nuthin could be finer (but forget it- she’s a minor!) In the mor-nin…

He’s just a graminivore/ and he’s often grazed here before/ he’s just here for lunch/ but I have a hunch/ that he’s getting a whole lot more…

Horny little goat just wondering if …

I hope that someone takes note/(though the chances are rather remote)/ of her painful condition/ which calls for coition / with a genuine “mountin’ goat”.

Nice greenery….

Climb every mountain, ford every stream…

Goat Girl are an English post-punk band from South London.

“Just be patient and bear with me. I inow I’m a woman in an Old Master painting, but for some reason it’s taking a long time for my clothes to fall off.”

And if you look to your left, you will see a beautiful painting of a ram with a knee fetish.

She’s not worried; she brought a tin of Ramses.

Goat: Just great – another woman giving me the COLD SHOULDER. Baa. I don’t KNEE’D this!

Hey lady, get your foot out of there. I’ve got to drink that water.

Outtake from the White Rock photo shoot. “Eh, damn goat’s in the picture again.”

“Maaa, I like big butts…”

“Headbutts, what were you thinking.”

A Wood Nymph: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Robert_P%C3%B6tzelberger_-_A_Wood_Nymph.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on panel paintng.

https://artorigo.com/fine-art/die-geheime-botschaft-the-secret-message/id-7419 

https://www.leo-bw.de/web/guest/detail/-/Detail/details/PERSON/kgl_biographien/116250283/biografie 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Google Chrome can automatically translate if necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2636 (February 4, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

How much “wood” would a wood nymph…if a wood nymph could ?”

Though her beauty is truly extreme/ as she lolls by a mountain stream/ but be not deceived/(or perhaps be relieved !)/for she probably ain’t every goat’s dream.

“They told me you’re a GOAT. That means Greatest of All Time, right?”

Just had a date with a wood louse.

The mountain nymph meets the hill billy. Not a match made in heaven.

Oh, you men are all the same! Six or eight quick ones and you’re off to tell the boys! :>) (Young Frankenstein)

after the encounter, “horny as a goat” became a popular saying.

Tom I promise you, I will not deflate your ego. Leave the goat alone!

No. a horny goat.

I can’t believe it took me 10-15 seconds to get this one, and I’m from New England!

This is fantastic. LOL

“I am not coming down Henry, if you want some you’ll have to come up!”