That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 11, 2021

Little piece of advice, Jason: Don’t turn your back on this one.

Trevor was later disqualified from the tournament because he tested positive.

“I prefer to spike my own drink so I know what I’m getting.”

When the king hired her as a ‘poison tester’, Marie misunderstood the job description, with tragic consequences.

“Come on, what’s taking so long?” Roger can’t wait for Ann to poison her father so that they can elope. He’s so anxious that he can barely hold onto his spear.

“How much of this can I add? I’m not used to not being able to taste what I cook.”

Are you sure the lime goes in the goblet? I thought we needed a coconut?

divorce olympus style…

Even back then, they knew the secret to a dry martini was just a dash of vermouth.

“Do you have to use my favorite goblet for the pregnancy test?”

“The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestel. The chalise with the palace has the brew that is true.”

“This stuff,” said the Witch of the Fen,/”will make you a ‘leader of men’ !”/ And it did – but he led/ those men to his bed/ and he did it again and again!

It’s Watch “Arsenic and Old Lace” while drinking wine and you’ll be fine, you doofus!

Woman to soldier: “Be sure to take this viagra pill with plenty of water. If it gets stuck in your throat, you will get a stiff neck.”

Woman to soldier: “If you are going keep staring at me like that, make yourself useful. Reach over and get me an asp irin out of that basket.”

A tall, strong and handsome Roman soldier broke into a house where he found a young maiden and her matronly nurse.

Chuckling with glee, he roared, “Prepare thyselves for a conquest, my pretties.”

The maiden dropped to her knees and pleaded with him, “Do with me as thou wilt, O Roman, but please, please spare my faithful old nurse.”

“Shut thy mouth, child!” snapped the old nurse. “War is war.”

Beer before arsenic, you’re gonna die quick.

“You’ll love it, Marcus; you’ll feel transported out of this world by my delizioso Borgia Brew Blast!”

“And a splash of arsenic, It’s a good thing.” Martha Stewart

Love potion number 86.

“I tell you Maximus, the secret to a good Bloody Mary is a double dose of Texas Pete along with an extra shot of Absolute.”

I promise Marie, next time I’ll wear spats.

Ron believes Hermione is making him up a performance enhancer. It’s actually a sleeping potion.

Prunella’s particular potent potion promises permanent performance protection for Paulus’ pole.

Was it shaken not stirred, or stirred, not shaken? Go ask that guy again; the one in the Tux.

SISTER: When you get the curse, first, you drink this potion of Midol and Pamprin mixed into strong drink. Second, you always wear red to avoid potential embarrassment.

BROTHER: Why are you telling me this, sis?

After two hours of non-stop blathering from the guard, Rebecca could take no more and drank the poison.

I am fixing you an aphrodisiac for your performance in my bed!

Great moments in phallic portraiture #321 entitled With A Little Help From My Friends

“I hope number 9 isn’t as much of a dud as 1 through 8.”

Now Lisa was the perfect hostess

She planned a big surprise

She spread the cyanide in layers across her delicate mince pies

And told her guests:

“A hint of almond makes the dullest cake seem nice”

And they all died

.

Lisa’s Party, The Legendary Pink Dots

Which one has the iocane powder?

“Here. This will help your erectile dysfunction.”

Jason and Medea: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jason_and_Medea_-_John_William_Waterhouse.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

 

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/waterhouse_john_william.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=82 

http://totallyhistory.com/john-william-waterhouse/ 

http://www.all-art.org/neoclasscism/waterhouse1.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/john-william-waterhouse 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/w/waterhou/biograph.html 

http://www.avictorian.com/Waterhouse_John_William.html 

https://www.jwwaterhouse.net/biography/ 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/79 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/jww/index.html 

http://hoocher.com/j_w_waterhouse/john_william_waterhouse.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 13 works by him have been used here (14 times, including a Classic repeat). 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/03/12?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs, the 2nd of which may be unresponsive).

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2640 (February 10, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Suddenly recognizing the toad by her feet, Madea realized she forgot an important ingredient – and that the potion would not work. She hoped Jason wouldn’t notice.

Drink up boy! It will put hair on your chest!

even though eric looked very good, he didn’t have the “get-up and go” so lucreatia mixed him up a little batch of virga to help him along.

Well, she must be right because the other way doesn’t rhyme!

You know what the doctor said about your blood pressure, you really have to add salt to that?