That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 01, 2021

Zeus’s date with Europa got off to a rocky start.

“Does this bull make my butt look fat?”

And now I know where mermaids come from.

Kim Kardashian resorts to ever more desperate measures to maintain her internet following.

Why is the top half of that woman so much skinnier than the bottom? They two halves don’t match. She looks like she was designed by Brian May.

Mechanical Bull one, clothing zero! She meant to wear assess chaps not get a chapped ass!

I had no idea this happens when I order surf and turf.

There are easier ways to marinate one’s steaks.

Katie, Baby, the mounting goes the other way7, and Darlin’, I ain’t throwin’ any bull!

Europa was Zeus’s delight/ a steatopygous sprite/ whose amphibious talents/ were equally balanced/ by her willingness to travel light.

Nuthin could be finer than a bovine ocean liner in the mo-or-or-nin’..

I’m just curious how the artist got his model to pose.

talk about taking the bull by the horns…

Poor bull. She’s hanging on to his ear.

The lesser know myth of Pasiphaë’s sister scissoring a cow.

Long ago I had a girlfriend who was built like that. She cheerfully told me that her parents had reared her well.

Didn’t learn to ride bareback…

Melcher nailed it today.

That said: this was not the first time Farmer Brown’s cattle had hauled a drunken skinny-dipper out of the fish pond.

I think we all have had the “I went to work naked” dream. Katie took it a step further.

Texas roadhouse, “That’s it! No more tequila for Ruby Mae.”

Katie, the Kardashian no one else in the family spoke of.

All I remember officer is eating some mushrooms and then heading to my bull riding class…

Wait until she learns that “bull” is a heifer.

Results from that in home glute machine she purchased a year ago.

Too bad that bull isn’t a donkey. There’d be two nice asses in the picture.

The tension was mounting.

Cosmo the bull was embarrassed by yet another pesky parasite clinging to his back.

Brenda got a big ole butt

I know I told you I’d be true

But Brenda got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’ you

Brenda got a big ole butt

I know I told you I’d be true

But Brenda got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’ you

L.L.Cool J.

With quads like those she shouldn’t have trouble staying mounted.

When the farmer got butcherin’ on the brain, the farmer’s wife and the livestock knew to forget everything and skee-dadle.

The rape of Europa? …strange

Everybody’s going twerkin, twerking USA…

" Stop complaining. I told you we’re taking turns. I get to be the mountie this time."

Since she’d been very free with the milk, she figured that buying the cow was the least she could do.

The Rape of Europa: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Felix_Vallotton_The_Rape_of_Europa.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/vallotton_felix.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=398 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/felix-vallotton 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/v/vallotto/biograph.html 

http://impressionistsgallery.co.uk/artists/Artists/tuv/Vallotton/biography.html 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Felix.Vallotton 

http://www.all-art.org/symbolism/14.htm 

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Felix_Edouard_Vallotton/11077201/Felix_Edouard_Vallotton.aspx 

https://prabook.com/web/felix.vallotton/3743258 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/f%C3%A9lix-edouard-vallotton/ 

http://totallyhistory.com/felix-vallotton/ 

https://www.metmuseum.org/exhibitions/listings/2019/felix-vallotton-painter-disquiet/exhibition-galleries 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the askart.com URL can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/01/23?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included 10 of the artist info URLs, the second of which may be unresponsive).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2652 (February 28, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Lot of bosphorescence there.

Bull likes a gyal with a big back.

The first take of Sissy’s big scene was interrupted by a hurricane.

How now brown cow?

Go Mama!…..

when the bull does favors he expects a favor in return, hope caddie is aware of this before he hits shore.

Katie was able to stay on for the full 8 seconds. Her clothes however . . .

Where is my ping pong paddle?

I said MOOOO! Not Moon! You silly woman! :>)

Europa: “This is the last time I pledge a Sorority!”

Europa da steers and da calves. Eurida da bulls!

There are women who look just like that. Even GoGo Tomago in Big Hero 6

For Thursday:/

For the woman whose figure is full/

And whose evening’s outlook seems dull/

Help is still within reach:/

She can head for the beach/

And climb onto the back of a bull.