That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 17, 2021

The down side of having a head so big that it has its own orbit.

David was so proud of his first.

No, David. You can’t bring that in to school for Show and Tell

You should see the one that got away.

Misunderstanding all the online advice about getting ahead.

Why? Because he laughed at the weeni little rock in my sling. So I let him have it, right between the eyes.

“It’s not like I had a choice. He called me ‘Shorty.’”

Oh, when you said I could get a head in Saul’s government you meant career advancement? My bad! I thought this was my only (sling) shot…

“I was thinking it’d look good over the mantle, honey. No? How about in the den? Maybe the basement?”

I figured Kathy had more cleavage.

man, that head’s so big you could say it’s goliath…

So, you could take off the head with one single strike – but you weren’t able to shorten the beard?!

His own head looks rather small.

Hey, Dave, is that a vorpal sword? And did it go snicker-snack?I guess you left him dead, and with his head you came galumphing back! WOW!

( apologies to all the frumious Bandersnatches out there! )

“Looks like I came out ahead, pun intended.”

Darling, Is this the one you wanted ?

“Salome made me do it.”

Any resemblance to Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend is purely coincidental. And if you have to ask “Who?”, you are correct.

In biblical times this was the penalty for pulling those tags off of pillows and mattresses.

Reddit users with their GameStop stock.

“The giant whom everyone dreaded/ is dispatched, and neatly beheaded/ so get the word out/ lest there be any doubt/ that tis I to whom all are indebted !”

But dudes, it really does suck/ to know that you’re gonna be stuck/ with this big stupid face/ over your fireplace/ replacing that eight-point buck.

But before you go gettin’ all squirmy/ ‘cause you think I’ll let it get wormy/ I’ve cousin or two/ who know just what to do/ being experts in taxidermy.

Not Irish, caught on St. Pats Day and the left will not allow cultural appropriation.

Yo, the guy just wanted a shave that’s all.

Didn’t you know it is supposed to be “Catch and Release” here. You are a real Philistine, David.

I politely asked him to put his mask on, he did not comply..

Nuthin’s more upsetting than a biblical beheading in the mo-or-ornin’…

Uh, doesn’t look like YOU’RE wearing green either, Davie.

Little known fact: David, the first ventriloquist, “Silence! I kill you!”

No, but this is the proper penalty for not wearing tekhelet for Chanukkah in some ultra-Orthodox circles.

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“I got this for my Birthday and would like to exchange it for something smaller.”

It’s not that easy wearing green.

Alas, poor Yoreck….I hated the bast-rd!

DAVID: Here’s that John The Baptist’s head you wanted.

HEROD ANTIPAS: THAT’S MY MAN GOLIATH YOU IDIOT!

DAVID: Hmmm. I need to spin this somehow…

AND THE REST IS (DAVID’S VERSION OF) HISTORY!

Renaissance artist first attempt at 3D effect painting.

Lá Shona Fhéile Pádraig!

“Well, I tried to tell him – ‘No more anchovy pizzas in the office.’ But did he listen? Nooooo.”

David Holding Goliath’s Head: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Giuseppe_Vermiglio_-_David_Holding_Goliath%27s_Head.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.askart.com/artist/Giuseppe_Vermiglio/11077813/Giuseppe_Vermiglio.aspx 

https://blog.dorotheum.com/en/artwork-of-the-day-giuseppe-vermiglio/ 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/v/vermigli/biograph.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, if truncated, the first can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2664 (March 16, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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Is that Harpo Marx with the big knife?

Two heads are better than one when you are going to a dead head concert.

“Hey, Bubba! Where do you get those deer heads mounted?”

" O.K. I got his head off, now what do I do? "

Look Ma! No hands!

looks like David is going to get head for a long time.

Can your chef’s knife do this? But wait—there’s more!

The proverbial good-looking corpse.