That labyrinth’s no place to tread !
“Go ahead, if you dare -
But a monster’s in there:
he’s a man, but he’s got a bull’s head !
So at least take this shiny thread ! ”
she pleaded (or possibly pled)
“Cause it’s tricky and dark -
without some kind of spark
you are certain to be misled !”
So he took Ariadne’s advice
and he skewered the beast in a trice
and he found his way back
on the shiny thread track
that she gave him ! Hey, wasn’t she nice?
He marooned Ariadne on Naxos
(Without even a clean pair of slacks: gross !)
Turns out, that’s how sleazy is
that fake hero, Theseus.
(Why, the bum even cheats on his “taxos” !)
And those are the terrible facts, Bro’s !
That labyrinth’s no place to tread !
“Go ahead, if you dare -
But a monster’s in there:
he’s a man, but he’s got a bull’s head !
So at least take this shiny thread ! ”
she pleaded (or possibly pled)
“Cause it’s tricky and dark -
without some kind of spark
you are certain to be misled !”
So he took Ariadne’s advice
and he skewered the beast in a trice
and he found his way back
on the shiny thread track
that she gave him ! Hey, wasn’t she nice?
He marooned Ariadne on Naxos
(Without even a clean pair of slacks: gross !)
Turns out, that’s how sleazy is
that fake hero, Theseus.
(Why, the bum even cheats on his “taxos” !)
And those are the terrible facts, Bro’s !