Thatababy by Paul Trap for February 24, 2013

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thatababy: perfecting babyhood chapter 14: the art of the cry. novice babies quickly crank the volume from zero to eleven when uncorking a cry- a rookie mistake. a slow build created tension and ratchets up terror among parents and bystanders alike. set the table with a wide-eyed, blank expression. quiver lips. slooowly open mouth while remaining completely silent. hold pose. start vocal with a barely audible wail. build volume at a steady, measured pace. it's time to let loose. rattle the windows. unleash the tears. nose at full runny. congratulations! you've earned your bawl badge! next: chapter 15 the untimely spit-up.