Thatababy by Paul Trap for December 18, 2014
Transcript:
tv: "maybe christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store." "maybe christmas, perhaps means a little bit more!" and what happened then? well, in whoville they say that the grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day! the enlarged heart of the grinch delayed celebrationas he was rushed down to whoville defibrillation!
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
So, who called medical assistance on the Grinch? Certainly not his dog Max I’m sure.
Crossfire905 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sounds like a job for Doctor Who!
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
But just as the Grinch felt his life was near overHe started to feel in very fine cloverThe delay, it turned out, was not long in the leastAnd soon he was scarfing up rarest roast Beast(But roast Beast is a beast of a matter entirelySo full of the fats that it’s banned in the ShirelyWhere Hobbits, of course, have different bad habitsSmoking pipeweed as often as coyotes smoke rabbits)
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
It is better to give than to receive especially if it was an electrical shock to the heart.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I see now.
Nancy Murphy almost 10 years ago
A new twist on an old favorite but Thatababy didn’t like it.
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
“I wouldn’t touch you with a … thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!”
And, related to the defibrillation …
“CLEAR!” ZZAP!