Thatababy by Paul Trap for March 27, 2023

he grows up?

At the rate he’s growing older, that will some time in the next millennium.

What could be at a lunar gift shop aside from moon rocks?

A 2017 rerun. Space AND time travel.

“Meet me in the gift shop!”

I used to say that my dream was to die on the Moon. Looks like I’m not going to make it.

From a particular place on the moon, the earth will always be pretty much in the same place in the sky. The earth will never be visible from the back (“dark”) side of the moon.

Next to the Gift Shop, there are plans to open a brand new Crater Joe’s.

“…and see it with your OWWWWN EYYYYYES” K. Ha-Ha-Harris.

Don’t hold your breath, kid. We were promised that back in the Sixties.

Mechanical clocks with moon faces that are lunar-tic-tic-tic.