The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for April 01, 2015
Transcript:
[Friday] Man: Diet starts Monday! [Monday] Man: Diet starts tomorrow! [Tomorow] Man: Diet starts after the holidays. [After the Holidays] Man: Diet starts in 2025. [2025] Diet starts after the zombie apocalypse... [Zombie Apocalypse] Man: I'll diet when I'm dead! Man: Brains in Modest portions..
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Look for a hospital with coma patients. You need to eat some vegetables.